Got paid $400 what a good way to end my day good night world

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Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies

Al Capone  (via hefuckin)

This has been my favorite quote since 9th grade

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australiansanta:

do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences

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